Horror Movie Survival Guide

If you don't want to become one of the flesh-eating undead, read this zombie horror movie guide. With some luck you can escape hordes of walking dead and never have to dine on human brains.

Zombie Horror Movie Guide

If your friends want to hang out in an old cemetery, don't go.

Baby zombies are not cute and should be considered as dangerous as any other undead creature.

Never let your boyfriend eat your brain because "he loves you".

Don't open strange canisters with government labels.

If your dog or pet runs away, don't go after him. The undead might not eat him, but they will definitely eat you.

Living in a shopping mall when the world is overrun with the undead, only delays the inevitable. You are still going to die in some gruesome fashion.

Never keep a zombie alive so that you can study it.

Bars are not a good places to hide during zombie attacks.

If you rise from the dead, learn to like the taste of human flesh. You're going to be eating a lot of it.

Your friends, family members, and everyone else are all expendable. Its survival of the fittest.

No matter how slow zombies walk, or how fast you run, they will catch you.

Don't dismember the living dead. All the limbs will still try to get you.

Never try to cremate an undead corpse.

If you hear noises in a room that is suppsoed to be emplty, don't go and investigate.

If you have been bitten by a zombie, you might as well eat a bullet. You are going to die and become one of the undead.

As soon as you hear news reports about cannibalistic people roaming the streets, head for a remote, unpopulated location.

If the power goes off, don't go and try to repair the generator or check the breaker box.

Never try to unlock a fuel pump by shooting it with a shotgun.

When your dead friend or family member stop by for a visit, never let them in.

If a strange military container is mistakenly delivered to you, return it.

As quickly as possible, get away from sick friends who don't have a heart beat.

If you see a zombie who appears more intelligent than the others, be sure to kill it first.

When your husband, wife, or children are the living dead, run away. You can always get remarried and have more kids.

T-shirts, tank tops and shorts are not bite proof. Put on some clothes! Leather jackets, long pants, and work boots work well. Plus you will look cool.

If a zombie is is on the ground and appears dead, shoot it again. You can die just as quickly from an ankle biter as a walking corpse.

Don't call the police or military for help. They will just end up being killed and add to the growing mass of undead that are after you.

Never hit a strange container to see how strong it is.

If you are surrounded by zombies with no means of escape, kill yourself. It is much better than being eaten alive.