Werewolves & Evil Beasts
If it's a full moon and there is howling in the distance. Prepare yourself for the possibilty of werewolves on the hunt. Get some silver bullets and a gun, barricade your home, and stay alert through the night while you read the werewolf horror movie guide.
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Just because a werewolf is a really nice guy, it doesn’t mean he’s not a blood thirsty monster.
Never go to a party that celebrates a full moon.
A girl who locks herself in a cage at night will not make a good girlfriend.
Silver bullets and fire might kill a werewolf, but they are much more likely to make the evil beast tear you to shreds.
When someone tells you “Leave before its too late.”, do as he says.
Never shoot a werewolf in the eye with a bottle rocket. All you will do is make him angry.
Don’t get involved in a centuries old battle between werewolves and vampires.
If your best friend thinks the local minister is a werewolf, you should go stay with a relative who lives out of state.
If there is an outbreak of strange and violent animal attacks, it’s a good time to leave town.
If you wake up naked, in the woods, covered in blood, and next to a dead animal, you’re a werewolf.
Never trust people who order their steak rare and bloody.
If there is a strong smell of wet dog on a stormy night, run away and hide.
Never try to capture a werewolf so you can study it for genetic research.
If the alpha male wants you to join the pack, don’t say “I would rather die.” You probably will.
Dogs are smart animals. If they don’t like someone, neither should you.
Never go with a group of town folk who decide to hunt a werewolf in a fog filled forest at night.
When a family member starts sprouting lots of hair and growing fangs, it’s not rabies.
Never pull on your dogs tail if it has been infected by a werewolf.
Anyone who works for Scott Baio should not be trusted.
The only way to be sure a werewolf is dead is to remove its head from the body.
