Horror Movie Survival Guide

If its a full moon and there is howling in the distance. Prepare yourself for the possibilty of werewolves on the hunt. Get some silver bullets and a gun, barricade your home, and stay alert through the night while you read the werewolf horror movie guide.

Werewolf Horror Movie Guide 

Just because a werewolf is a really nice guy, it doesn't mean he's not a blood thirsty monster.

Never go to a party that celebrates a full moon.

A girl who locks herself in a cage at night will not make a good girlfriend.

Silver bullets and fire might kill a werewolf, but they are much more likely to make the evil beast tear you to shreds.

When someone tells you "Leave before its too late.", do as he says.

Never shoot a werewolf in the eye with a bottle rocket. All you will do is make him angry.

Don't get involved in a centuries old battle between werewolves and vampires.

If your best friend thinks the local minister is a werewolf, you should go stay with a relative who lives out of state.

If there is an outbreak of strange and violent animal attacks, its a good time to leave town.

If you wake up naked, in the woods, covered in blood, and next to a dead animal, you're a werewolf.

Never trust people who order their steak rare and bloody.

If there is a strong smell of wet dog on a stormy night, run away and hide.

Never try to capture a werewolf so you can study it for genetic research.

If the alpha male wants you to join the pack, don't say "I would rather die.". You probably will.

Dogs are smart animals. If they don't like someone, neither should you.

Never go with a group of town folk who decide to hunt a werewolf in a fog filled forest at night.

When a family member starts sprouting lots of hair and growing fangs, its not rabies.

Never pull on your dogs tail if it has been infected by a werewolf.

Anyone who works for Scott Baio should not be trusted.

An axe, chainsaw, machete, sword, or any other blade makes a good weapon. The only way to be sure a werewolf is dead is to remove it's head from the body.

If you think a hairy beast is outside, calling animal control for help will do no good.

When you are being chased by a wolf-like creature, don't run into sewers, tunnels, woods, basements, or any place dark and creepy.

Always have multiple weapons. No matter how many bullets, arrows, or bombs you have, you will run out just before you kill the beast.

If you set a werewolf on fire, it won't stop him. He will keep trying to eat you while he burns.

Make sure whatever you use to kill the beast is poison and not a stimulant.

Never be a hero and try to save your friend, family member, or dog. Its better to be alive and feel guilty, than trying to save someone and getting mutilated.

If you hear howling in the distance, never assume its just a wolf or coyote.

When you have finally killed the werewolf, don't check to see if it is dead. Keep shooting it, chop off its head, burn the body, and keep at it until there is nothing left.